THE DIRTY ARMY: We snapped this pic in Ybor saturday night my gf came out of the bathroom at Green Iquana and said OMG! theres a girl passed out in there I had her run back in a snap a pic for you all to laugh at, After about 20 min she came wandering out with the help of security and a couple friends and was dancing up a storm about an hour later.

What is her name and where does she work?  My guess is Gretta and she is a school teacher.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: joey was spotted at buzz last weekend with some underage pigs!
and these are not just any pigs its kathy and leena dee! haha and they recruitd a new hoe… i guess her name is patty and why is she downtown?? shes CLEARLY not 21??? by looking on her myspace…she makes frequent visits to zero gravity… actually at it why are ANY of these b*tches downtown???? but anyways i think joeys is at an all time low .. what do you think nik????

Any guy who has a red chest that resembles FROG is at an all time low.  What is with the meth faces on the youth in Chicago?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Aylen and a huge Amazonian blonde thing. I know I dont need to ask. But would you with either?

Answer:  No, they look like Spaceships.

THE DIRTY ARMY: “This is why im hot, im hot cause I fly, and you cant, so your not.”  Nik I don’t blame you for hooking up with RichieRexic.  She has a plane.

Sorry, but RichieRexic and I have yet to consummate our sky miles.  I heard it doesn’t count in the air or on water.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well I was looking at Kelli’s myspace today and came across this comment that was sent to her by who I am guessing is now her ex-boyfriend…

“since your so damn wanted i guess i will leave you this on a comment. Im done with dallas after what happened last night. i went to a club left my phone in my car and my luck valley stold it. Then get back to anthoneys and the two black people start making racial comments twords me hahaha wich is funny because they just came from your place….you just love to stir up sh*t huh? and then to see you with robert shocked me so hard i hit the f*cking wall in that car. I could not belive that you would even swop that low!!! your nuts your the one calling the cops on him! he wrecked your car and now hes back in it lol!You both look dumb for hanging out with each other lol if i was a d*ck id post a f*cking bulletin but i dont wanna even waste my time. your just like leandra a f*cking coward! you will never get a chance with me after that, and you aint never going to find another dude that eat p*ssy like i do as soon as my car gets out of the shop im out. oh and i cant belive you had the nerve to text me you still care about me when you were right there next to robert! how shady!!! im going back to working out and staying away! far away from this drama. word of advice hes 27 with no car and no life he steals from his friends and f*cks anything that walks!!! anyways just keep the laptop i dont care money aint sh*t. plus i got alot coming in a couple weeks. I will just throw your jeans away. its so sad tho that u go back and f*ck robert because you cant belive for once a dude actually broke up with you! no worries tho plenty of la b*tches will love my d*ck. thats about alll i wish the best and dont ever contact me again please.”

Kelli, Kelli… i guess you’ll never learn! Note: this Robert guy is the same guy who broke her wrist, what a shame!

I just can’t keep up with the drama in Leper’s life, but I love it.- nik

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Extra Muscle?  Please be funny and not racist.

Link to yesterday’s winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins an Al Capone tee!