
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who IS this chick?!? She needs to stop d*ck riding every photographer in town (even the female ones) in effort to be in every picture they take. I swear to God if I see one more picture of her busted mug I’m going to go postal, what a train wreck.
Looks very comfortable with cylindrical objects near her lips. Just Sayin’.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is up with your horse Cigar. Everyone in Arizona makes fun of her because she actually sounds like she has smoked a ton of cigars.
Which “Cigars” that she has smoked are you referring too? The Greg kind or the ones Indians blow?- nik




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am very curious as to what happen to your ex girlfriend Tori from back in the day? You blew that deal!!!
Unfortunately, she got involved with a random dude who has a huge adams apple (it sticks out farther than his nose)… he knocked her up and they forced marriage. I tried to talk her out of the marriage part… told her that she was way too young, but she wouldn’t listen.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a picture says a thousand words so take a look for yourself. This is John or as he goes by in the underage scene “Playboy John” Kid is a straight up pedaphile always at the young clubs hanging on the youngest girls at warehouse in their little booty shorts. Warehouse is home to the guy they don’t even ID there girl could be 12 and he’d be all up on that. What year were you born 84 or something and the girls you chill with are what 93 or 94…hmm 10 years sounds about right…but sh*t funniest thing is have any of you even heard of anyone he’s f*cked? Either he’s a straight up homo and his desperate attempt for underage p*ssy is a complete failure after being dumped by dave from mission his gay buttbuddy he was with EVERYDAY. Face it you’ve never gone to a club where people are actually YOUR AGE and nobody’s ever seen you with a girl heard of anyone he’s f*cked? Either he’s a straight up homo and his desperate attempt for underage p*ssy is a complete failure after being dumped by dave from mission his gay buttbuddy he was with EVERYDAY. Face it you’ve never gone to a club where people are actually YOUR AGE and nobody’s ever heard of you being with a girl PERIOD. Good luck with your new boy toy Akib at warehouse, I wish the 2 of you f*gs best of luck in all your underage p*ssy escapades and enjoy all your butt love together. One more thing…GET A REAL JOB.
Tackling deep dish shims is like taking candy from a retarded baby. Just Sayin’.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta check out this new app. RunPee gives you the best times to pee during a movie. I figured you would like this considering how important your Greg is to you. It has all the big movies in the theatres. You can just search for “RunPee” at the AppStore.
I already got it just to see if the times they chose would be scenes I thought sucked. I used it during “Year One” which was a bad idea because that whole movie sucked. I decided to leave the movie after the second time my RunPee told me to go urinate.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have a serious beef to pick with Hyde Nightclub in LA. First off I should state I am not 21, but I do have a damn good ID which has worked magic for me every single place I have gone…except, you guessed it Hyde. Now I don’t just get upset for no reason, I have a fake ID so I am prepared to have it denied but Hyde went too far. First they questioned me then they took my ID then folded it in half in front of my face and told me too leave before the cops came. I am not only mad at this I am mad at the fact that they let in 2 girls who I know for a fact are 19 years old in the club with no hassle they didn’t even check their ID’s. Then in my anger I ratted them out saying that they just let in 2 people without ID’s who were underage, yes I know p*ssy move but I was pissed. The bouncers said that they were with somebody so it didn’t matter. Why the f*ck do these lil sl*tty girls get too do anything they want. Why risk your liquor license with them rather then someone with a legit ID who will spend more money on drinks anyways. I hope this place goes out of business or gets caught when they hold their little rope open for any pretty girl that walks by.
Honestly, I think they should change the rules that you have to be 18 for females and 21 for males. The two drinks you would have bought doesn’t mean anything to Hyde. They want that 17 year old chick to be a bottle rat and rub up against a player to buy more bottles. It is industry code.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: (OCRegister.com) - A female high school athletic trainer pleaded guilty today to having an unlawful sexual relationship for one year with a male high school student.
Hope Ashley Jacoby, 24, San Juan Capistrano, faces three years’ probation – including 30 days’ Caltrans service – at her sentencing July 29 before Superior Court Commissioner Greg Jones. She pleaded guilty to seven felony counts involving sexual contact with a minor.
Jacoby admitted that she had an unlawful sexual relationship in 2008 with a male student she met while working as an athletic trainer at Tustin High School. She engaged in sex acts with the boy, who turned 17 during the year, on several occasions in her car and at her San Juan Capistrano home, according to Deputy District Attorney Nikki Buracchio of the Orange County district attorney’s sexual assault unit.
That kid is the MAN at Tustin High School!- nik


DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.
Straight Shooter? Please be funny and not racist.
Link to previous winner - Envelope Please
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Desperate For Attention
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Cigar At The Beach
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Nik Richie's Scottsdale Takeover Party
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Jessica Is A Dirty Girl
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Game Over Johnny
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Just Curious Nik
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Pimps Of Seattle
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Undercover Homo
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RunPee iPhone Application
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You're Annoying
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Would You?
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Its Official
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Weathered Coug
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Why Do Girls Have It So Easy
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Scary Fashion Sense
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They Come In All Forms
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High School Trainer Pleads Guilty Of Sex With Teen
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Winner 7/1/09
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Caption of the Day
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Bam Bam From Toronto
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MJ Memorial Service Tickets Are Only $25
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Boob Job
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Nik Richie's Internet Stalker Report
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What Can I Say?
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Go Go Myspace Model Peaches
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Land Of The Young
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Playboy?
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Nik Caught Singing In His Office
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Naked New Yorker Diverts Flight
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Dumb Beezy
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My President Is Black
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RichieRexic's Lingerie Episode #3
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Caption of the Day
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Brandi Loves To Get Around
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Caption of the Day
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Joey "Tool Time" Kovar Is Mad At Someone
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Library Surprise
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Dirty Stripper
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Caption of the Day
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Undercover Homo
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Pucker Giving It Up Free Online
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New Houston Dirty Celeb
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War Has Been Declared
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Gretchen Rossi Loves Herself
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Nick Carter From Backstreet Boys
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Inflation On The Rise
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Alexa Dates Osama
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Desperate For Attention
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Rocket Queen
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Ronnie Downgraded And Acts Happy
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Pucker's Blossoming Career
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As Requested...
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**Update** SeaTown Tranny Monster
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Caption of the Day
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My President Is Black
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RichieRexic's Lingerie Episode #3
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Caption of the Day
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Brandi Loves To Get Around
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Guys Can't Get It Up For AR Mystery
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Michael Jackson Is Dead
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Caption of the Day
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This Is What Perez Hilton Originally Wrote About Michael Jackson, But He Took It Down
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Caption of the Day
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Joey "Tool Time" Kovar Is Mad At Someone
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Library Surprise
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Dirty Stripper
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
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RR Is A Real Racist
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Rocket Queen
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Lying Dirty Nickel
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Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
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RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
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Message From RR to Pucker
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RichieRexic Has Friends
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Team Pucker
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RichieRexic is Green With Envy
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The Real Deal
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RichieRexic
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The RichieRexic Plague
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Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
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RR+A2 On Their Plane
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Fake Amanda Roadmen Stalking RR Now
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Pucker: RR's On Her Way
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944 Magazine **Update**
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tast

