THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what is up with your horse Cigar.  Everyone in Arizona makes fun of her because she actually sounds like she has smoked a ton of cigars.

Which “Cigars” that she has smoked are you referring too? The Greg kind or the ones Indians blow?- nik

Can you say Back to Back champions already?

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am very curious as to what happen to your ex girlfriend Tori from back in the day?  You blew that deal!!!

Unfortunately, she got involved with a random dude who has a huge adams apple (it sticks out farther than his nose)… he knocked her up and they forced marriage.  I tried to talk her out of the marriage part… told her that she was way too young, but she wouldn’t listen.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta check out this new app. RunPee gives you the best times to pee during a movie. I figured you would like this considering how important your Greg is to you. It has all the big movies in the theatres. You can just search for “RunPee” at the AppStore.

I already got it just to see if the times they chose would be scenes I thought sucked.  I used it during “Year One” which was a bad idea because that whole movie sucked.  I decided to leave the movie after the second time my RunPee told me to go urinate.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have a serious beef to pick with Hyde Nightclub in LA.  First off I should state I am not 21, but I do have a damn good ID which has worked magic for me every single place I have gone…except, you guessed it Hyde.  Now I don’t just get upset for no reason, I have a fake ID so I am prepared to have it denied but Hyde went too far.  First they questioned me then they took my ID then folded it in half in front of my face and told me too leave before the cops came.  I am not only mad at this I am mad at the fact that they let in 2 girls who I know for a fact are 19 years old in the club with no hassle they didn’t even check their ID’s.  Then in my anger I ratted them out saying that they just let in 2 people without ID’s who were underage, yes I know p*ssy move but I was pissed.  The bouncers said that they were with somebody so it didn’t matter.  Why the f*ck do these lil sl*tty girls get too do anything they want.  Why risk your liquor license with them rather then someone with a legit ID who will spend more money on drinks anyways.  I hope this place goes out of business or gets caught when they hold their little rope open for any pretty girl that walks by.

Honestly, I think they should change the rules that you have to be 18 for females and 21 for males.  The two drinks you would have bought doesn’t mean anything to Hyde.  They want that 17 year old chick to be a bottle rat and rub up against a player to buy more bottles.  It is industry code.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: (OCRegister.com) - A female high school athletic trainer pleaded guilty today to having an unlawful sexual relationship for one year with a male high school student.

Hope Ashley Jacoby, 24, San Juan Capistrano, faces three years’ probation – including 30 days’ Caltrans service – at her sentencing July 29 before Superior Court Commissioner Greg Jones. She pleaded guilty to seven felony counts involving sexual contact with a minor.

Jacoby admitted that she had an unlawful sexual relationship in 2008 with a male student she met while working as an athletic trainer at Tustin High School. She engaged in sex acts with the boy, who turned 17 during the year, on several occasions in her car and at her San Juan Capistrano home, according to Deputy District Attorney Nikki Buracchio of the Orange County district attorney’s sexual assault unit.

That kid is the MAN at Tustin High School!- nik

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