Posted in Las Vegas, Sacramento, The Dirty, Uncategorized
October 6th, 2008
THE DIRTY ARMY: HI, ME AND MINE HAVE BEEN FANS OF THE DIRTY FOR QUITE A WHILE NOW. WE’VE TALKED ABOUT ME SUBMITTING AND I REALLY WASN’T READY TO BE CRITIQUED BY A TON OF PEOPLE THAT I DON’T KNOW. BUT YA KNOW WHAT? LIFE IS SHORT, AND THIS SITE IS HILARIOUS. I AM A HARD WORKING MOMMY OF 3. I AM FROM SACRAMENTO, BUT I NOW LIVE AND DO MAKEUP AND HAIR IN LAS VEGAS. I’M NOT REALLY INTO THE CLUB SCENE, I WORK TOO DAMN MUCH. I JUST DO MAKEUP AND PART TIME MODELING GIGS. I AM ALSO A PERSONAL ASST. TO MANY ATHLETES DURING AUTOGRAPH SESSIONS.
SO…I’M PUTTING MYSELF UP ON THE BLOCK. AND HEY, BE COOL…NOT RACIST. I AM WHITE, BLACK, AND MEXICAN. I NERVOUSLY AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE.
Even better question for the DIRTY ARMY… these chicks that submit themselves to me, do you think they have issues? I know everyone that moves to Vegas automatically is running away from serious issues. I think this dolphin needs a hug or something.- nik
Posted in Seattle, The Dirty, Washington
October 6th, 2008
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik maybe you could pick up the tab for the child support that she’s not getting.
I think Seattle is doing just fine on building it own reputation of fine tail.- nik
Posted in Scottsdale, St Louis, The Dirty
October 6th, 2008
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik,
As Timberfake crashes and burns in a sea of shame and stalkery, we would like to introduce you to the “new and improved” Timberfake 2.0 This douche has the same tattoo, same facial hair, and earrings. Check out the quote from his ex-fiancee’s MySpace: “i might have been the one to leave, but it showed me how fake and weak of a person u really were…. i need a solid ass man!!”
The proof is in the pics, Nik. Douche enough for ya?
It looks just like him. I bet you he tells chicks he is his cousin to get them naked.- nik
Posted in Hollywood, Las Vegas, The Dirty
October 6th, 2008
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-
Here is a shot of the least liked lady from The Hills… Miss Lauren Conrad aka LC…. pounding down a drink with her panties showing… how classy.. word on the street she banged Justin Bobby.
I still think she is the most beat chick on the show with major saggers. Brody said her body is gross naked.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-
Here is a pic of Lauren from the same night in Vegas for Lo’s Birthday this is for everyone who said that it wasn’t lauren choke on this hahaha. <3 you nik.
DIRTY ARMY Burn!- nik
Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty
October 6th, 2008
I can’t wait for Halloween… I think I am going to wear Prison Stripes.
Girls this party is clothing optional. I decided.
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty
October 6th, 2008
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dateline Playboy golf tournament; this trout is “teaching” and crotch rubbing Rita G the girl who kills Kanye West in the trunk of the car in the flashing lights music video.
She needs a nose Job… anybody have a sand wedge? We can make it clean and say it was an accident. Rita you will save money and only hate me for a little bit.- nik
**What are the odds that Trouser Trout has a Master Greg in this picture?
